i have the biggest crush on louis garrel right now.

OH AND I'M TOTALLY FUCKED. AALDSK;JFLAKDJ HISTORY PAPERS! UGH

CANNOT WAITTTTTTTT

HALLO

things that have happened since i last updated

- moved out of my beloved dorm room :( man i get attached easily. next year i'll be living in an apartment! gah. i wish we were guaranteed more than one year of housing. i LOVED dorm life.
- i finally got my drivers license after FAILING back in april
- i went to comic con and had one of the best days EVER! got to meet SIMON PEGG, EDGAR WRIGHT, and JESSICA HYNES! zomg they were so nice. i actually won a ticket to their signing which is pretty amazing because i never win those things. anyway, i went up to edgar first and told him that i was really nervous and he looked me in the eye, held my hands, and said "Don't be nervous...alright, let's count to 10." OMG. i was freaking out, but somehow managed to count along with him and not puke. simon pegg was next to edgar and he kept looking at us in amusement. haha. i had actually made a SPACED bag and brought it with me to comic con. simon and jessica both really liked it! simon thought it was cool and jessica said "oh it's cute and environmentally friendly!" to which i replied "and cheap" [since i only paid $3 for the tote bag] and they both laughed! alkdjfkla;jd;kfjl i actually made them laugh. i somehow managed to turn to simon while jessica was signing my bag and asked him for a hug and he obliged. holy shit my chin was on simon pegg's back and his face was in my hair! jessica also gave me a hug and a kiss! oh my god i seriously died and went to heaven. afterwards i managed to walk away and freak out. since i was alone at that point, i called mara and caitlin and left them both crazy messages.
- LOLZ sorry how could i forget ~TWILIGHT~ at comic con. it was the first day of comic con and we had just landed in san diego and we were running on an average of 3 hours of sleep. the place fucking exploded whenever someone mentioned ~TWILIGHT~. i still love rpattz's description..."IT WAS LIKE THE GATES OF HELL OPENING" HAHA. rpattz speaks the truth. he and kristen stewart were so hiiiiiiiigh. HAHAHA. i kind of feel bad for all the little girls around us because we were just cackling at all of their responses and kept commenting on their drug use. angela wanted to go up and ask rpattz what his drug of choice was.OH OH and there was a TWILIGHT MOM! HAHAH i lol'd for a good 10 minutes when she showed up and asked the most ~important~ question: "BOXERS OR BRIEFS?" i loved seeing all the twilighters with their TEAM EDWARD/TEAM JACOB shirts. they will so be regretting those in about 5 years...maybe even less since BREAKING DAWN is apparently such a massive FAIL.
- volunteering at a hospital gift shop = reading magazines while listening to the gossip of senior citizens. oh and menopause.
-OLYMPICS!!! i love having something to watch every night. as much as michael phelps annoys me, he's actually been very entertaining to watch. swimming is an awesome sport to watch and not only because it's the only sport that i can really do. it's very exciting and there's no way a relay team can be disqualified, like in track and field. ugh track and field is just frustrating to watch. major LOLZ at all the spots on chinese culture. WTF @ scorpions, starfish, etc in the food piece. um no one in china really eats that...it's mostly for tourism. christ nbc is just destroying chinese culture. ugh and the whole "I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT" during the tea ceremony. bitch you need to stfu and be more appreciative of some of the things that are being performed and/or provided for you. have some respect. oh and that panda breeding piece was hilarious. JEAAAAAAH!!
-a walk to remember = awful and incredibly cheesy. i actually laughed throughout the entire movie. the notebook = decent and the ending made me cry...it could be the combination of rachel mcadams and ryan gosling. they're actually incredibly cute together, unlike mandy moore and whats-his-face..shane west?
- THE DARK KNIGHT = UHHMAZING. and even better when you get to see it in IMAX for free. oh and TWO DAYS BEFORE THE REST OF THE COUNTRY.
- new plan = sign up for free screenings and walk into other movies. this is what we did the other day and got to see "tropic thunder" instead of "the rocker"

oh and here's a video from SPACEDINVASION

@ 2:13 you can see edgar counting with me! haha i love simon's confusion

i am working on my last paper of the school year. film studies. analyzing "citizen kane" and "gilda." i have about 5 pages done and it needs to be 7 to 8...ughhh.

i can do it.
i can do it.

I saw Flight of the Conchords last night. They were amazing! One of the best nights ever, but I didn't get to meet them and it was one of the things I was looking forward to. They've been doing meet and greets for all of the shows thus far and I was pretty disappointed to hear that they came out, briefly, around 11:20ish [I left around 10:45 because Caitlin's dad had to drive us back to Davis]....but they didn't really take pictures or anything.

Poor guys. They're probably exhausted. =/

There's always next time...

hey there.

i haven't used this in 38987 years.

so i'm trying to study for my music lit midterm, but i'm procrasinating. as usual.

was freaking amazing.

i think i might see it again.

LOVED IT.

they have sent out ticket confirmations for conan already

and i haven't received anything

i'm seriously going to cry if i don't get to see conan.

i mean i freaking live in san francisco and i don't get tickets?
shit. like there's someone on the nbc.com message boards whose like "I LIVE IN OREGON BUT THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE I'LL DRIVE NINE HOURS DOWN THERE."

and i can't help but be like "bitch, you don't live here. i live here and so i deserve the tickets more than you. how come i don't get tickets?"

and i tried sending in another request at first using a different email address but they've shut down the email address.

fuck.

that means i'll probably have to wait standby...

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NEVERMIND

THERESA GOT TICKETS WHICH MEANS I AM DEFINITELY GOING TO SEE CONAN O'BRIEN ON MAY 4 SUCKAS!!!!

ASL;DHGAJL;SHGLSRHTWRTH

SANJAYA SANJAYA COME SET THIS PLACE ON FIYAH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAT27LhkQ-4



dude. my eyes feel like they're on fire. ah. allergies.

and another classic sanjaya clip for your viewing pleasure

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJZQVDRj4XA

EXCEPT ON TUESDAY'S BECAUSE THAT'S WHEN THEY VOTE FOR

SANJAYAAAAAAAA


and yes i do think sanjaya is creepy.

and yet fascinating at the same time...?

Yeah...I like it when the girls stop by
In the summer
Do you remember?
Do you remember
When we met that summer...

Chorus:

New Kids On The Block had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,
For the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch
I'd take her if I had one wish
But she's been gone since that summer,
Since that summer

Hip-hop mama layed Spic & Span
Met you one summer and it all began
You're the best girl that I ever did see
The great Larry Bird, jersey 33
When you take a sip, you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespere wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby
Somethin' in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home
Macaullay Culkin wasn't Home Alone
Fell deep in love, but now we ain't speakin
Michael J. Fox was Alex P. Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

Chorus

Cherry Pez, Coke, Crush Rock, Stud Boogie
Used to hate school, so I had to play hookie
Always been hip to the b-boy style
Known to act wild and make a girl smile
Love New Edition and the "Candy Girl"
Remind me of you because you rock my world
You come from Georgia where the peaches grow
[ these lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ]
They drink lemonade and speak real slow
You love hip-hop and rock & roll
Dad took off when you were 4 years old
There was a good man named Paul Revere
I feel much better baby when you're near
You love Fun Dip and Cherry Coke
I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

Chorus

In the summertime girls got it goin' on
Shake and wiggle to a hip-hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

Boogaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
My mind takes me back there oh so quick
Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Limpit
Think about that summer and I bug cause I miss it
Like the color purple, macaroni and cheese
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
Call you up, but what's the use
I like Kevin Bacon, but I hate Footloose
You came in the door I said it before
I think I'm over you, but I'm really not sure
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

Chorus

In the summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worthwhile and some are so so
Summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worthwhile and some are so so

Summertime girls got it goin' on
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

Chorus


you wish you wrote lyrics like this.
man.
BEST SONG EVER.

i fell off a razor scooter on friday and managed to injure myself.

crap it is so cold right now. i absolutely hate it.

winter break thus far has been pretty boring. but it's only because i'm putting off stuff like college apps, practice fafsa's, cleaning up my desk/room, homework, laundry, and other "productive" things.

friday was fun. i woke up late, but managed to make berry rice krispies that turned rock hard later in the day. my dad never drives me to school on special schedule days so i always take the bus. anywho, i left my house around 8:40 and ran all the way to the bus stop where there actually was a bus [yes!] and proceeded banging on the door. this led to the bus driver yelling at me for banging on the door. spedwalked [or is it speedwalked?] all the way to school and ENDED UP BEING THE FIRST PERSON AT CALC. THAT NEVER EVER HAPPENS. SERIOUSLY. i'm always always late to calc; i even did hoffman's tardiness essay which, by the way, isn't just an essay, it actually includes COMMUNITY SERVICE [luckily, all i had to do was stand for ten minutes out on the catwalk and help a bunch of sophmore sell basketball tickets]. so as we walk into the room the stupid fire drill goes off. oh my god. the one day where i actually ran to school to make sure that i'm on time, there's a fire drill. everyone goes outside in the cold for twenty minutes and i'm kinda mad because HELLO i totally could of shown up right there and no one would've known i was late. jeeeeeeeez. so after standing in the cold for the longest time, we go back inside and sing mr. hoffman happy birthday! yes, it was his birthday! haha. he tried to deny it and everything.

ummmmm what's there to say about winterfaire. not much since there weren't many performances. the social studies performance was pretty neat, but it was better last year.

college are apps are so much fun.

yes. five day break!

today was SATs.

thurgood marshall high school had construction workers turn off the water valve so none of the toilets worked.

which is just excellent timing, because of course you would want the toilets not to flush when three hundred kids are taking SATs that morning.

so i'm pretty much dying of boredom in ap bio with dr. hill... but there is one thing that keeps me awake - DR. HILL'S MISPRONOUNCIATIONS. absolutely hilarious.

so there's a girl named chelsea. he calls her CHEELLSSLEAH. and rita becomes RITER.
the other day he was showing us some cell membrane diagram and said, "so think of it like a sandwich...these are the two slices of bread and the middle is the BOLOGNER."

and on friday he said "magic wand"...like "wang" but with a d and not a g.

Jennifer: Mr. Hoffman, these aren't really "Kwikis."
Mr. Hoffman: Well, you're supposed to quickly get started on them.
Jennifer: That was so corny, I'm not even going to say anything.


Jennifer: Mr. Hoffman, can you help me with this problem?
Mr. Hoffman: Wow! Your eye is really red.


Mr. Hoffman:...so if you ever need help, you can ask me for help, or I can consult the book, or I can help you consult the book.


Me: Um, Mr. Chambers, can I talk to you about scheduling?
Mr. Chambers: Are you a freshmen?
Me: Um, no. I'm, uh, a senior.

[while walking to the bus stop..a car full of juniors/seniors stops near me]
girl in the car: WATCH OUT FOR FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!
[in case you didn't get it..they were referring to Freshmen Friday]

we talked about hyphy juice in sat class yesterday. sooooo funny. because this girl didn't know what hyphy was, my teacher [who happens to attend stanford and is white] had to explain what it is and the music video.

and then when he's asking us what he could improve on as a teacher, the same girl asks him to imitate a sprinkler. so he starts doing the sprinkler and i can't stop laughing because it looks so ridiculous. then he explains that it doesn't look right because he's white, blond, and has blue eyes, which made me laugh harder because it's then that i realize it looks like he's doing a HAIL HITLER thing.

it totally reminded of that time andrew vose or whatever did all those dance moves during hell week. SPRINKLER. SHOPPING CART. hahah.

project runway tonight! so long keith. yesss.

Me: "Um, well I'm a HUGE Harry Potter fan..."
Adam: "I KNEW IT! I knew there was something wrong with you the moment you walked through that door!"